…robbed twice in one week! First by the useless ensemble that is our National Football team in the World Cup and just now in the street, my purse was nicked out of my bag. I hope there are some serious Karma forces being put into practice right now and things will swing back to the positive because I cant take much more bad news/luck!
On the plus side I did manage to get out on Sunday before the beginning of a disastrous turn of events and shoot some porn! I went back to the same place my World Cup special photos were taken and did a naughty video….little did I know there was a very nice hippie lady behind a bush eating her lunch who probably saw and heard everything! I only discovered she was there when we finished and my cameraman said he thought he heard rustling so I went to investigate. I pretended I was just wandering around, taking in the view and I stumbled accross her sitting in some shade eating…..whoops! I am sure she must have heard me being saucily ‘inventive’ with a brush I had in my handbag but oh well she cant have been that bothered because she stayed and had her lunch! ha ha The video will be on the website soon and unfortunately I havent had time to look at it myself yet so I dont have any sneaky photos for you.
It was quite an eventful day because after we moved back to the car I decided I had to pee and made Rob get his camera back out to take some shots. As I was doing the desperation pee dance I heard a car approaching and crouched behind the car so as not to attract too much attention (I had already taken my shorts off and had on just a tiny bikini top not doing much to cover myample tits!) I did think that the car looked as if it had a blue light on top but I was so desperate by that point I decided I didnt have a good enough view to be sure and just carried on relieving myself on the floor. We finished up and I got dressed again, packed the car off and started back home when the car I thought I had seen went past again and it was most definately a Police Car! How lucky that they hadnt stopped on their way down and see me pissing or I could have been in a lot of trouble…it wasnt even the local bobbies it was the National Guardia Civil! EEK! A lucky escape indeed!
Then my luck changed and England played the worst game of football I have seen in a long time and lost out to Germany in the World Cup….oh well, not long til we get to see some real football….when does the Premiership start up again?
Rebekah xxx

































